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acfusco

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2 days ago
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acfusco

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2 days ago
Robot

acfusco

Your privacy is very important to us. Your feedback is very important to us. Our marketing team is very important to us.

3 days ago
Construction

acfusco

The road work will continue. The road work is perpetual. The road work will never be finished.

4 days ago
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acfusco

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5 days ago
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acfusco

31% The First World War. 34% Europe's Babylon. 34% Pattern Recognition.

1 week ago
Chart increasing

acfusco

The word "elevate" is becoming trendy. Don't succumb to viral language. "Solutions" spread like wildfire in 2007 and we're still stuck with it.

1 week ago
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acfusco

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1 week ago
Test tube

acfusco

The periodic table abbreviation for aluminum is Al. A tetrahedron has four sides and five points.

1 week ago
Musical score

acfusco

Memories of "Memories of Green"

2 weeks ago
Cup with straw

acfusco

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2 weeks ago
Triangular ruler

acfusco

31% The First World War. 33% Europe's Babylon. 34% Shakespeare's Lost Kingdom.

3 weeks ago
Monorail

acfusco

The monorail is inoperable today. Please use jetpacks.

4 weeks ago
Cup with straw

acfusco

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4 weeks ago
Cup with straw

acfusco

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1 month ago